You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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