Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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