your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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