so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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