what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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