I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
MIDGETS
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Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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