ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Randomize
