She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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