I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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