Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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