After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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