Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Randomize