Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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