check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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