What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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