$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
How's work?
Spinning.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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