Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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