Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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