I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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