I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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