READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize