But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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