Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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