It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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