I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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