The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
People in love make me want to vomit
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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