your room smells of hookers.
And success
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
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