i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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