I heard we made out
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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