I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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