Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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