my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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