Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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