perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Your penis caused this!
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