Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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