The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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