So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i just had sex bonerless
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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