oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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