Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
My liver just broke up with me...
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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