Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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