yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
