Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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