We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
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That's how twitter works, right?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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