Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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