Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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