No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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