Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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