I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I am naked and annoyed.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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