I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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