i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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