Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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