So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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