Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Randomize
