At least make sure they are 18
Why
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
