I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
is that a dick in a sweater?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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