So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I had to cum in my sink.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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